The Difference between Men's and Women's Emotions

Navigating through women's emotions are like walking through a pit filled with quicksand patches. You can kind of tell that the ground where the patches are is murky and different, but you might go through it anyways because there's no grass. Also, the quicksand forms after a heavy rainstorm (event) so you might have an indication to look for quicksand patches. If you get caught in one, the more you struggle, the deeper down it will suck you. there is a long, laborious process to get out of the quicksand.

Navigating through men's emotions is like walking through a mine field. There aren't as many mines as quicksand patches though. It looks perfectly harmless, the grass is growing and pretty, you're happily skipping along, and then all of a sudden out of the complete blue, you step on a landmine set up 25 years ago (possibly before you even lived in the area) and it explodes.